True Story: My life as a waitress
Disclaimer: I am not actually a waitress yet. I am still training.
I waited on my first table solo tonight. It was a couple and their small child. They ordered drinks and the fried mozzarella. Our fried mozzarella is a square (like a dumbass I called it a brick of cheese the family looked like I was from Mars) but basically they fry a giant BRICK of cheese. And it’s awesome. So much better than cheese sticks. But I was trying to convince the parents of this; which I was doing rather unsuccessfully. They stopped for a second and asked the little girl what she thought. Her only answer was “CHEESEEEEEEE” (with the biggest smile on her face). Little kids for the win.
I brought them out their app and it was gone in less than a minute. How do people think you can go wrong with with a giant piece of fried cheese?








