A Pithy Pastiche

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True Story: My life as a waitress

Disclaimer: I am not actually a waitress yet.  I am still training.  

I waited on my first table solo tonight.  It was a couple and their small child.  They ordered drinks and the fried mozzarella.  Our fried mozzarella is a square (like a dumbass I called it a brick of cheese the family looked like I was from Mars) but basically they fry a giant BRICK of cheese.  And it’s awesome.  So much better than cheese sticks.  But I was trying to convince the parents of this; which I was doing rather unsuccessfully.  They stopped for a second and asked the little girl what she thought.  Her only answer was “CHEESEEEEEEE” (with the biggest smile on her face).  Little kids for the win.  

I brought them out their app and it was gone in less than a minute.  How do people think you can go wrong with with a giant piece of fried cheese?  

The end of my run

The end of my run

Jump into the fog with me…

Jump into the fog with me…

Summer on an island…I think I can get used to this

Summer on an island…I think I can get used to this

our view from the duck tour!

our view from the duck tour!

Grand dad flipping the bird.

Taken with instagram

Grand dad flipping the bird.

Taken with instagram

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